Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.