Robert K. Cooper

If you want to go faster, slow down.

James Shore

Do; or do not. There is no //TODO

Steve Haflich

When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Mike Hoye

Unix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn’t think rope would do that, you should have read the man page.

Filipe Fortes

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Ned Batchelder

Some people, when faced with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use binary.” Now they have 10 problems.

Jason Coyle

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use versioning.” Now they have 2.1.0 problems.

Erik Osheim

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use multithreading”. Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

Tom Scott

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Gary Bernhardt

Programmer’s motto: “We’ll cross that bridge when it’s burning underneath us.”