The barman asks what the first one wants, two race conditions walk into a bar.
The Release Uncertainty Principle says you can accurately know what the software will do, or when you will get it, but not both.
Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.
What you make with your code is how you express yourself.
A typical CMS is like a digestive system with no capacity to poop.
HTML is the cockroach that will survive a nuclear winter.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It’s logic-based creativity.
Programming is not a zero-sum game. Teaching something to a fellow programmer doesn’t take it away from you. I’m happy to share what I can, because I’m in it for the love of programming.
A computer is a clock with benefits.