Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.
Commenting your code is like cleaning your bathroom—you never want to do it, but it really does create a more pleasant experience for you and your guests.
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along wound destroy civilization.
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code.